King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

He spilled my diet soda!

My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.

Is he under the influence or something?

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

Storytime is over, Rock. Every time you want to 'bring it,' because it belongs to me, I'm just going to take it!.

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!