I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!
My chair just broke by the way. It's a billion dollar corporation and I can't get a decent chair and somebody to come out here and fix this announce table.
Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!