The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

I've never stolen anything in my life, except maybe a couple hearts here and there.

Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.

It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!

Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.