Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

I'm Straight Edge for me, so what everyone else is doing, it doesn't matter. I've never been pressured to drink or smoke or anything by any of the boys, and if anything, a lot of them like me because I'm always the designated driver. I'm the one who makes sure everyone gets home alright and I'm happy doing that.