Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem.

To John Cena after the fans kept throwing his shirt back in the ring : They didn't throw my shirt back.

Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.