Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

I'm not the kind of guy that really thinks I'm a celebrity or feels that I'm important or anything like that.

What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

You can tell that hold is effective because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

I am the voice of the voiceless.

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.