I would, but I know where that hand's been.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

I'm not doing my job if people are like, "What you do is fake." And literally people on the street are confused, generally, for the first time.

YOU HAVE A VAAGGGIINNAAA!

Do I want an ice cream bar with my name on it? You're DAMN right!

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.