I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.

My hair is pure. It stands for purity because no foreign chemicals or substances has ever touched my hair.

I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!