I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!

I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.

I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys never mention William Regal? William Regal did the real work with this young man. Shawn Michaels took $3,000 from him, that's all he ever did.