I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.

Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

I think it's because I'm real. Inside and outside of the ring, what you see is what you get. I'm CM Punk. I'm not trying to be something I'm not. I'm not trying to lie to the people or be fake. I'm not trying to be some crazy, outlandish character. I'm real and they appreciate that. Everything I say, it comes from the heart. It's all real.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.