You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!
When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.
One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!
Wherever I am, I think it's my show.
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE.
I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.