The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

C'mon baby light for me!

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.