So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.