So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

Where there is water, there are people.

We need to get out of this fetid pusshole and get to some higher ground.

It's a recipe for disaster.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the forefront during a stressful emergency.