It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.
It's like walking through someone's small intestine.
Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
It's a recipe for disaster.
You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.