So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.

It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.

It's a recipe for disaster.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.