You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.

I feel like a tick on a dog.

You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.

Where there is water, there are people.

The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you die.

I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.