A lawyer from Africa wants to marry Malia Obama in exchange for goats, sheep, and cows. In response, President Obama said, 'Don't be ridiculous. My daughter isn't marrying a lawyer.'
Conan O'BrienSony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, 'The Interview.' North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, 'Now we can't show anybody the movie.' I'm disappointed. I think this is the wrong thing to do. And I hear in the film Meryl Streep is great as Kim Jong Un.
Conan O'BrienDon't be cynical; it leads nowhere. If you work hard, and are kind, amazing things will happen to you.
Conan O'BrienScientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke.
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