During her Oscar acceptance speech, Patricia Arquette called for equal pay for women. Then Oprah stood up and said, 'She's right, I can't live like this. I can't take another second of this living hell.'

People in China criticized President Obama for chewing gum while entering the economic summit in Beijing. They're saying he looked like a rapper. Then again, to be fair, in China I look like a rapper.

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.

Donald Trump has fired a campaign adviser for posting racist remarks on Facebook. Isn't that shocking? Donald Trump has a campaign adviser.

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '

In the Year 2000 the discovery of extraterrestrial life will create a revolution in science, art, and pornography.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.