Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
I perform for soldiers because they are important.
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.
If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.