I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.