Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.