Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.