Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.