Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.