Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."