Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.

I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.