I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?