Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.