Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.