If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.