If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.