I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.