I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.