I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.