If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.
Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.