I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.