Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.
I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.