Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.