I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.