If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.
Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.