If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.
Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
I perform for soldiers because they are important.