Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.