My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.
Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop