Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.