Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

We got to push to give, and one life to live.

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.