A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?