If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.