Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.