Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.
Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.
I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.
Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.