Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
I perform for soldiers because they are important.
If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.