My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop