My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.