Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.