Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

I perform for soldiers because they are important.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.