Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.