Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.
If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.