Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.