Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
I perform for soldiers because they are important.
Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.
If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.