Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.