Our proximity keeps us honest. Our intentions keep us strangers.

I may never let go of my wrath, my anger, but I will always have the last laugh.

From depression to ceiling fans, I've been through it all. I've taken almost every step that life has to offer and invariably I've found several different endings to my Choose Your Own Adventure stories. I've lived, loved, sacrificed and scraped for this existence, this paltry little city state I call my time so far. And by God, I wouldn't change a single frame of this movie.

You can have the best intentions in the world but if you do nothing, you are nothing.

The future is meant for those who are willing to let go of the worst parts of the past. When you cannot take two steps without turning around to inspect your footsteps, you are getting nowhere fast.

Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush.

You have to get to the next level, or you're gonna get stuck where you are for the rest of your life.