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Craig FergusonI think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.
Craig FergusonYou know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then it ends, and it's like it never happened? That's like life.
Craig FergusonEvery year there's a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.
Craig Ferguson