You clap. The Censor wakes up. We all get into trouble.

Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.

After all this time I found that the novel is in fact punk rock.

Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.

Sometimes, in order to follow one's heart, one must do the wrong thing. Now, I'm not absolving anyone of their actions; you have to be responsible for your actions, sick or well, you have to be, you just have to be. All of us are accountable.