World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.