I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.