I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.

When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Justin Bieber's tour bus was stopped by Canadian border patrol agents. And they found marijuana. The agents said Bieber was a disgrace to Canada and should never come back. Then they found the marijuana.

Now, I know Obama was trying to take the long view, but talking about solar energy in the middle of the oil spill is like watching your house engulfed in flames and saying, 'We really should change the curtains.'

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.