That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

Don't hit women. Never, ever, ever.

Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'