That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

I always wanted to make motion pictures, ever since I was a wee boy, and I was 32, and time was marching on. I met a guy who said, 'Come out to Hollywood for 10 days, and I'll get you a deal.' So I figured, 'OK, 10 days.' On the 10th day, he got me a development deal with Disney, not for a lot of money, but it allowed me to make the move.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.