That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.

The Universe is very, very big.

The first ads for medical marijuana have started airing on television in California. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds during 'Spongebob Squarepants.'