That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.