Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?
Craig FergusonEvery year there's a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.
Craig FergusonYou know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.
Craig FergusonApple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.
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