The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

The only thing that I would say to anyone doing late night shows is - it took me a couple years then - but when you leave the studio, it's over. That's what you really have to do. After a long time, I would be like, "Maybe I shouldn't have said this," or "Maybe I shouldn't have shown this." But eventually, I got to, "Ah, f - k it." That's what it was that night, tomorrow's the next night.

Ros was dead. He had loved heroin more than it loved him. I was shocked beyond imagining; he was the first of my friends to fall.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.