The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.

Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.

Here at CBS, spring also means March Madness. I love the name March Madness. I'm glad the PC police haven't made us change March Madness to early spring psychosis.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.