People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.

I love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

I was 15 years old when I was in this band; we were called Stag. We used to wear spandex pants and no underwear - we looked like marbles smugglers.

I think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.