People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.