I don't drink anymore for Cinco de Mayo. I celebrate with Mexican food, or as it's known in Mexico: 'food.'
Craig FergusonA number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.
Craig FergusonI think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.
Craig Ferguson