I only like sports that Bond villains played.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

On that same tour we ran into a band at Aylesbury Friars, a biggish venue in Oxfordshire, England. They were a four-piece from Ireland called U2. They seemed like nice fellows and they sounded pretty good, but we didn’t keep in touch. They’re probably taxi drivers and accountants by now.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

Democrats in state legislatures are at their lowest level since the 1920s. President Obama has a can't-miss strategy to save the party in 2016. He's leaving.