Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. This is why the Vatican is in Italy. If a man can walk across Italy and retain his celibacy, he's got what it takes to be a priest - or an interior decorator.
Craig FergusonI love the United States. I have applied for citizenship. I want to take the oath of allegiance on TV.
Craig FergusonClay Aiken ran for Congress in North Carolina. But he didn't make it. Clay Aiken is famous for coming in second in a TV popularity contest that most people got fed up with years ago. He also lost on 'American Idol.'
Craig FergusonRemember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?
Craig Ferguson