I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
Craig FergusonI have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
Craig FergusonThe Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.
Craig FergusonFor a while, some schools across the country were banning spelling bees. For obvious reasons, of course - steroids
Craig FergusonI think in our desire to create a better America,we have to have civilized debate in this country and not just yelling.
Craig FergusonI don't know how much of a natural human I am. Y'know, the truth is, I never set out to do that, and I don't think of myself like that. I don't think like that. It's not really about promotion - I don't really understand the idea of promotion, talking to a camera for more money. That's just money. And I like money, don't get me wrong. I don't know. I don't get it. I don't understand it as much as you don't understand me, I think.
Craig Ferguson