Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt Romney is conflicted. On one hand, he denies that global warming exists. But if California is under water, he would definitely win the next election.