Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.