Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

The virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought it was going to change the way we live and it just faded away. Wait a minute, I'm talking about President Obama.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should spend his time trying to improve stuff like education. New York needs a better education system if kids didn't figure out they could get around the 16-ounce soda ban by simply purchasing two 12-ounce sodas.