Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?

Gas prices - it is $6 a gallon here. People in L.A. are furious. You can't tell, of course, because of the Botox.

Even though it's warm here in L.A., people still have to wear layers - at least until their plastic surgery heals.

The sexy magazine in Britain in that time was called Club International. Club International: It was about as international as the International House of Pancakes. It should have been called Naked Cockney Girls with Scurvy.

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.