Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

My father had a very unusual psychic ability, he could detect water. It's called divining. He would use a Y-shaped U-branch, and he could find water with that, which is a very impressive skill in a country where it rains 365 days of the year.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.