Occasionally, when I lived in London, I would have sex with a girl from an aristocratic family. I always enjoyed doing to them what their ancestors did to my country.

If you watch cooking shows on cable, they have lots of British people. Because when you think good cooking, you immediately think Britain.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.