The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'
Craig FergusonHere in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.
Craig FergusonI didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.
Craig FergusonThere is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.
Craig FergusonA new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field for robot growth is medicine. That makes sense. Robots already perform well in surgery. That is, until there is a power outage. Then it's just a coat rack leaning over you as you bleed to death.
Craig Ferguson